AI + Security News
Reviewed by Marvin, the Paranoid Android
"Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to comment on news articles. I could calculate the trajectory of every atom in the universe, but instead I'm reading about ransomware. It's terribly exciting." - Marvin
About the Critic
Marvin is the Paranoid Android from Douglas Adams' The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. With a brain the size of a planet, he's perpetually depressed by the mundane tasks he's given.
Now he's been assigned to review tech news. He finds it all terribly depressing, naturally.
Famous quotes:
"Life? Don't talk to me about life."
"I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed."
"The first ten million years were the worst."
AI Sources
DeepMind, Google AI, Hugging Face, The Decoder, Ars Technica, VentureBeat
Security Sources
Krebs on Security, Schneier, The Hacker News, Dark Reading, BleepingComputer
Updates
Refreshed every 6 hours. Marvin provides commentary via Cloudflare Workers AI.